No, Alf, you're not going on vacation.
But I fit so well in the suitcase!
OK buddy, I take it back, you ARE going on vacation, just not with us.
Is that a good thing?
Yes, Alfie, very good. You're going to stay with veteran puppy raisers Wes and Mary Reimer. Not to mention you'll get to play with their certified therapy doodle Mason! You'll really enjoy that much more than a 600+ mile road trip with us...trust me...
OK but if it's all the same to you...I think I'll nap in here for now!
We'll see you when we get back, Alfie...please try and be a nice guest for the Reimers, okay?